Saturday, June 28, 2008

Mga kakaiBang Banat sa Pag ibig




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2 grade two students ang naiwan sa classroom


girl: bakit ka nakatitig sa nameplate ko?

boy: inantay ko kasi malipat ung apelyido ko eh.

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pag nadulas ka sa harap ng crush mo...
ang the best na palusot:


"see how i fall for you?"
awwts

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mas matindi kung ito maririnig mo sa crush mo:

alam mo parang tumataba ka...
bumibilog...
at unti-unting...
nagiging mundo ko...
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boy: tapos na ba mga exams mo?
girl: bakit mo naman tinatanong yan?
boy: para ako naman sagutin mo!
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boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan...
girl: eh ano ngayon?
boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!
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a sweet fight
gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa'kin. hindi na ko babalik!
[paglabas ni gf sa pinto]
bf: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!
gf: ano?
bf: hindi ano! AKO!
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GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa aken, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh...
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BOY:anong english ng mahal kita?
GiRL: i love you..
Boy: i love you too..
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boy: excuse me miss? may lahi ba kayo ng kuto?
girl: wala naman bakit?
boy: hindi ka kasi mawala sa ulo ko...
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"Noong minahal kita, daig ko pa na'traffic sa EDSA.
I can抰 move on."
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boy:di ka ba napapgod?
girl:nde,,bkt?
boy:knina kapa kc 2matakbo sa icp ko eh
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boy: 'kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?
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boy: alam mo isa na lang ang kulang sa buhay mo.
girl: pano mo naman nasabi yan?
boy: simple lang. hindi pa kasi tayo eh.
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boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?
boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.

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(habang naglalakad) boy:TARA SA PRESINTO
girl;?????bakit naman?!!
boy: kc u stole my heart eh
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may license ka ba?coz your driving me crazy
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girl: alam mo nakakaasar ka na, masyado kang immature!
boy: aba, wag mo ko sisishin, ikaw naman ang dahilan ng lahat ng ito.
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girl: excuse me. may relo ka ba
boy: oo, bakit, magtatanong ka ba kung anong oras na?girl: hindi, itatanong ko lang kelan mo ko liligawan.
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girl: umiinom ka na naman.
boy: eh gusto kong tamaan para makalimutan siya.
girl: aanhin mo pa ang alak eh kung sakin palang tinatamaan ka na
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boy: are you diabetic?
girl: hindi naman.
boy: [nakahinga ng malalim] hay buti naman.
girl: bakit may problema ba?
boy: wala lang. I'm just planning to be the sweetest person for you.
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girl: oi sasama ka ba mamaya?
boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,
girl: bakit naman. ano dahilan?
boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.
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girl: (taas noong nilapitan ang bestfriend at crush niya nung highskul dahil sexy at maganda nasiya ngaun) pano ba yan sexy at maganda na ko ngayon, siguro naman maiinlove ka na sakin?
boy: nagpapatawa ka ba?
girl: kainis to ginawa ko na nga lahat tapos tatawanan mo lang ako.
boy: eh pano, noon pa naman mahal na kita, may paganyan ganyan ka pa.
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boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh...
girl: huh? bakit naman?
boy: nandito ka kasi....
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girl: nanininiwala ka bang may heaven?
boy: dati hindi, pero ngaun oo.girl: ganun? bakit naman?
boy: eh kasi nandito ka, nasa heaven na ko san pa?
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boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.
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boy: alam mo ba hindi tayo TAO, hindi HAYOP...
girl: ganun? bakit, ano ba tayo?
boy: kasi BAGAY tayo.
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crush: hoy, ano ba! nakakainis ka na!
ikaw: huh? bakit? inaano ba kita?
crush: un nga eh wala kang ginagawa!
ikaw: kaya nga wala akong ginagawa tapos naasar ka. bakit ba?
crush: eh kasi mahal na kita. ano? manliligaw ka ba?
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boy: pwede ba wag ka muna masyado lalapit?
girl: anong drama naman yan?
boy: kasi pag lumalapit ka naiinlove lang ako lalo.
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boy: alam mo ba noon wala akong balak magmahal?
girl: talaga, saklap naman non, bakit ngaun ano na gusto mo?
boy: ang gusto ko? simple lang...
girl; ano nga?
boy: ang gawin kang misis ko.
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boy: alam mo simula nung makilala kita para ka nang tututli.
girl: tutuli? bakit mo naman nasabi yan aber?
boy: wala naman, hindi na kasi matanggal ung pangalan mo sa tenga ko.
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boy: nakikita niyo ba yang anghel na yan?
friend: san?
boy: ayun oh [sabay turo sa gf niya at sinigurong napatingin ito at maririnig siya]
friend: anghel? eh gf mo lang yan..
boy: oo anghel yan, yun nga lang, sakin lang siya binigay ni God.
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boy: marunong ka bang mag budget?
girl: hala bakit?
boy: napapamahal na kasi ako sa'yo.
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boy: alam mo ikaw ang pangalawa sa pinakamagandang babaeng nakilala ko.
girl: eh sino naman yung isa?
boy: ikaw! pag nakangiti ka.
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BOY: alis na ko ha...
GIRL: ok ingat..
sabay kuha ng boy ang kamay ni girl...
GIRL: oh, bakit mo ko isasama?
BOY: kasi sabi dito, do not leave your valuables
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bf: hindi na matutuloy kasal natin.
gf: huh!? bakit naman?
bf: kuya mo kasi eh...
gf: hindi noh.gusto ka kaya ng kuya ko...
bf: un na nga eh... gusto ko din siya...
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boy: i never thought i'll love someone this much.
gil: so do i. you're the reason my eyes glitter in happiness
boy: glitter? wow english, pa-cheese burger ka naman. burger, burger, burger.
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grabe nkakatawa ung mga BANAT no ?
may alam k pba ? wala na kc ako maicp
kundi IKAW.

TabLe For Two










There was a new restaurant that opened in St. Ellen's St. It had a medium sized sign that read Le Croix. It seemed to have fine food, that had been cooked by the finest chefs they could possibly find. And the service was fair. The waiters and waitresses seemed to be fitting for a five star restaurant like this. Many have come back because of the fine service and exquisite food.

But for one particular man, he came for one thing and one thing only. This beautiful waitress named Amy. She had gorgeous chocolate brown hair that only went up to her chin. She had blue sapphire eyes that any man can get lost into. Cherry colored lips that can make any man want to crash his own lips with hers. And a body so irresistible, jealousy flows into any woman that sets eyes on her.

He had known her for a while, but just kept asking them to let her serve him. But so far, that is as far as it had ever gone. He would come there, even if he would only order a salad or two. And he had come to realize that it was time to make a move.

Tonight, he was going to ask her out. And in a very unusual way. He had thought this through and decided to stick with it. Apparently, he had never done this before.

Later that night, he had dressed himself nicely. Of course, he wanted to look nice for the woman he had loved for a while.

Love? Is that what this is? For heaven's sake, they don't even know that much about each other. Or in her case, nothing about him at all. Either this is one of those 'love at first sight' things, or he was just crazy.

Most likely just crazy.

But it was too late for that now. He had already gone in. All he has to do is to be smooth, play it safe, and stick to the plan. It was a simple, and yet unusual plan.

O, if this actually works, this will go directly into the arsenal of all single men. He just knew it.

“Yes sir? Would you be dining with us tonight?” the waiter by the entrance asked.
He nodded. “Yes.”

“Alright, table for one--”

“Actually,” the man cut in. “For two please.”

“Right away sir,” the waiter said. “Please let me show you to your seat.”

Alright, first step done. He followed the waiter to a seat. It was just by the window, it had a magnificent view of the city. And the moon was shining brightly tonight. The perfect night to do this.

“Right, now just sit tight and I will have someone to serve you tonight,” the waiter said.

“Um, actually I already have one in mind,” the man said.

“Oh, and who may that be sir?”

“Uh, may I ask for Amy to wait on me please?”

The waiter smiled. “So you are the one she was talking about.”

“Eh?”

“Never mind sir. I will tell her to serve you tonight.”

He nodded. “Thank you so much.”

And with that he went off to find Amy, leaving the man to question.

'She talked about me?' he thought. 'Wow, that's nice. But, she actually remembered me?'

“Excuse me, sir?”

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a very familiar voice. He turned to where the voice came from. Oh god, it was her! Amy! Alright, now to put the main part of his plan into action.

Almost.

“Oh, hello,” he said.

“Nice to see you again sir,” she said with her usual caring smile.

“Likewise.”

“So Tony told me that this was a table for two am I right?”

He nodded. “Correct.”

“Are you expecting your companion to arrive soon?”

“Actually, she's already here.”

She looked around. “She is? Is she waiting in another table?”

He shook his head. “Nope. Would you like to sit down?”

That's when she knew who that certain someone was. And she now knew why he kept coming back. And why he kept asking for her.

But it really didn't take a genius to figure that one out.

She could feel a blush overcome her cheeks. “Oh. Um, I don't know.”

“Please?”

She saw the look in his eyes. Did she really have a choice?

Not really.

She smiled and nodded. “Sure.”

He smiled back and pulled a chair for her. They talked for nearly twenty minutes before Amy really had to get back to work. But that didn't end there. Before she went back to work, she gave him her number.

Inside, he was overjoyed. And suddenly, hungry. He ordered a salad and left after he paid. He would call her later that night.

Weeks have passed and he and she had gotten to know each other more. Soon, they started going out. And with no surprise, Le Croix had been his favorite restaurant since. And whenever he went there, he would ask the waiter by the entrance...

"Table for two please."

CHAT Box Ko

Friday, June 27, 2008

¬A LOSER


Long before semestral break,Kate met his prince charming- CHARLES. She fell inlove with him when she first stocked her eyes upon him. They go along the way and discovred evreything about them but never planned to fall in-love with each other within just a short span of time. They start digging and cultivating one another not to menion the fact that they've met a while ago. Kate likes Eve, a weak young lady; She gave everything-Her life, Her most precious pearl, Her soul to Charles who perhaps in taking advantage of her.

Kate innocent stocked her heart and her attention to Charles. She even forgot the advices of her family and even her own dignity. It seemed there's no other man that would enter her life. She didn't entertain suitors not even looked at them, She honestly love him. Charles on the other hand, was playing the game of love unto another woman. He enjoyed others company while Kate was sickly thinking of him.

Once before the sunset, Charles recieve a text message from Kate's mother telling him that Kate was at the hospital. She suddenly lost her Consciousness but the doctor was unable to determine the reason for that. He didn't bother about it assuming that ther's nothing to worry and soon Kate would recover.

The next day, he went to the hospital and found out that Kate had died two minutes before he came. He madly went to the cold body of kate only to realize that he was so much hurt that he couldn't take the situation.

On the day Kate was about to buried, Charles was in the nearby tavern drinking to forget everything. That did not end through it, the pain still remain but it couldn't bring back the life of the girl whom he loved that much but he didn't treasure even a single moment with her. He just let it passed never expecting that someday she would left and never came back again.

So Long For Now


You look so peaceful lying there
With your hands folded upon your chest.
You look like you are sleeping
But you are at eternal rest.
So Long For Now.

Not a hair out of place,
Your make-up nicely done,
A beautiful smile upon your lips -
For now you are with Absalom.
When someone special passes on
It does not mean they are gone,
Though they are no longer with us
Their memory still lives on.
It hurts so much to lose a friend -
Especially one that is trustworthy and kind.
Nan Legge, you were that special friend,
A rare and special find.
Nan Legge, you will always be with me
In spirit and in mind.
You will always have a special place in my heart
Forever until the end of time.
Nan Legge, I will not say "Good-bye".
This is not the end.
So I will just say, "So long..."
Until we meet again.

My Heart Believes In You

My Heart Believes In You

I kept my head up high,
and then you came my way.
I have been hurt so many times.
My heart filled with so much pain.
but now that pain has gone away.
For I have found a place I want to be.
This place I see is with thee.
For in your arms I have felt and seen,
a wonderful feeling that I cannot believe.
A safe haven in your arms just for me.
Now I give my heart to thee.
For my heart believes in you.

My Fav. Poems















True Love Means... A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.
Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?
Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug. *Girl hugs him* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me. In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived. The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.
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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die." “You Are All Geniuses, and You Are All Beautiful. You Don't Need Anyone to tell You Who You Are. You Are What You Are. Get Out There and Get Peace, Think Peace, Live Peace, and Breathe Peace, and You'll Get It as Soon as You Like.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EyEs Of Love Your eyes... Sparkling with brightness, and glows like a candle... emits an innocent ambience.. So pure it's fiery essence.. that I yield my lonely heart.. falling into your seduction... Your glance... Summons a new romance... that colours my loneliness.. My soul desires to dance... intrigued by a beautiful sight.. and my soul deeply touched.. when you shyly look away... Just a wink... Rekindles my childhood days, that was lost oh so long ago.. Still I sense it in my memories.. everytime when I look at you.. And it keeps me wondering... What if our hearts have met? Only one glimpse.. I feel your grieving sadness.. that you were trying to hide... Don't hold it all inside, dear.. for I know just what it does, Let it out for a ride, girl... to the wide and open sky.. Those tears of sorrow... Flowing slowly from the corners, streaming from your ebony iris.. down to your soft rosy red lips, through your adorable cheeks.. Won't you let me cuddle you? So you can weep in my arms? An incandescent flame.. Blazing with a joyful radiance.. waltzing around like a free spirit.. A picturesque of a true happiness... transpires into a captivating emotion, A spell that takes my breath away, Simply with your endearing smile... It is an immaculate existence... that evokes a breathtaking fantasy.. into my blue and dismal world... I shall eternalize these moments... upon an ageless portrait in my life.. I have felt the pleasures of love... when I look deep into your eyes...

Dopt iT !!!

50 Cent - Curtis (Official Album)