Thursday, September 18, 2008

SeLLing GLutathione in Low, low Price......

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LEFCAR L-CARNITINE MADE IN ITALYBRAND NAME: GLAXO SMITH KLINEPRICE:


PHP3,000.00 per box (5ampoules/5ml)PRODUCT BENEFITS:


L-Carnitine belongs to the group named Amino Acid. Our body produces it to maintain basic metabolism. It is important in transporting fatty acids from outside the cells into the cells, for burning in Mitochorndria and releasing energy. Some sportmans using this L-carnitine to enhance their performance and tone up their muscles.


The benefits of taking this injection are:


Dosage and methods:


L-Carnitine injection is recommended at


1 impoule every


2 days for best result. However, you may reduce the dosage with the advice of doctor.


The L-carnitine is taken intravenously either by normal injection or using a buttlefly needle.


After taking this L-carnitine, you can carry out exercise around 15-20 minutes daily.


1)Ultilization of energy - Fatty acids are transported more into the cells for burning. Energy yield and you can lose more weight by exercising.


2)Balanced Cholesterol level- Because the fatty acids are being used up for burning, thus our cholesterol level will be balanced up by increasing the HDL and lowering LDL.


3)Healthy Heart - Because the cholesterol level is in controled, so the risk at which arterioscleriosis will be minimised. If a person who has exposed to arterioscleriosis and aged, he will definately facing the risk of heart attack because the heart is using alot of energy to pump blood through narrow vessels.


4)Muscle building - For people who work out in gym, they will use L-carnitine for toning up the musles. When fatty acids are transported and burned in mitochorndria, those fat tissue will getting lesser and more muscle is built by exercising..

Glutathione injectables p3500


Sheep PlacentaSheep placenta is formulated by using 100% pure placenta extract placenta of fresh and health sheep. Each capsule contains sheep placenta 30:1, equiv. to 12000mg fresh sheep sheep placenta.

INGREDIENTSEach sheep placenta capsule containsSheep Placenta equiv. to Fresh Sheep placenta 12000mgNatural Vitamin E 20mgGrape Seed Extract equiv.to Grape Seed 1200mgLecithin and other ingredients 12000 mg


DIRECTIONSTake one (1) or two (2) Sheep Placenta soft capsules daily as a dietary food supplement or as professional advised.Tationil Glutathione by Roche 600mg / 4ml only PHP3,500.

Strong antioxidant to remove excess free radicals that will cause abnormal function of brain and organs.* Treats neurodegenerative symptoms such as Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, multiple sclerosis, stroke, irritate bowel and chronic fatigue.

* Reconstitutes the function of vitamin C and E especially taken along with Vitamin C injection.
* Greatly reduces acne/blemish/pimple
* Long tem treatment for smokers and drinkers.It is an important chemical that acts as a powerful antioxidant to prevent and protect the brain and other body tissues by protecting them from the damage of free radicals. It also acts to recycle Vitamin C & E that essential for controlling free radicals.

Packing:
Each box contains 10x600mg of Glutathione together with 10x4ml distilled aqua for mixing,
It is manufactured by Roche, Italy.
Laroscorbine Vitamin C 6 x 1g x 5ml --- p2000Platinum Vit C w/ Collagen 10vials p3700

Friday, July 18, 2008

Pleasure Comes After Pain

You are to me what sun is to the earth. On a dark day you bring light. On a cold day you bring warmth. I want to hold you in my arms and never let go. Hugging the sun is impossible though. When my eyes are closed is you who i see. Smile gentle as a dove. The look in your eyes is like a gate into heaven. Your hair is like the leaves in the wind. Every second i spend with you is priceless to me. It feels like I'm the equation and your the solution. I want to hold you and tell you i love you. Instead I'm hugging my pillow, tears of sorrow. Pleasure comes after pain, I'm hoping for better days. After agony I'm hoping to laugh. Why does man want what they cant have? Written By Joshua Binder

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Mga kakaiBang Banat sa Pag ibig




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2 grade two students ang naiwan sa classroom


girl: bakit ka nakatitig sa nameplate ko?

boy: inantay ko kasi malipat ung apelyido ko eh.

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pag nadulas ka sa harap ng crush mo...
ang the best na palusot:


"see how i fall for you?"
awwts

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mas matindi kung ito maririnig mo sa crush mo:

alam mo parang tumataba ka...
bumibilog...
at unti-unting...
nagiging mundo ko...
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boy: tapos na ba mga exams mo?
girl: bakit mo naman tinatanong yan?
boy: para ako naman sagutin mo!
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boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan...
girl: eh ano ngayon?
boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!
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a sweet fight
gf: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa'kin. hindi na ko babalik!
[paglabas ni gf sa pinto]
bf: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!
gf: ano?
bf: hindi ano! AKO!
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GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa aken, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh...
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BOY:anong english ng mahal kita?
GiRL: i love you..
Boy: i love you too..
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boy: excuse me miss? may lahi ba kayo ng kuto?
girl: wala naman bakit?
boy: hindi ka kasi mawala sa ulo ko...
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"Noong minahal kita, daig ko pa na'traffic sa EDSA.
I canꊰ move on."
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boy:di ka ba napapgod?
girl:nde,,bkt?
boy:knina kapa kc 2matakbo sa icp ko eh
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boy: 'kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?
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boy: alam mo isa na lang ang kulang sa buhay mo.
girl: pano mo naman nasabi yan?
boy: simple lang. hindi pa kasi tayo eh.
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boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?
boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.

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(habang naglalakad) boy:TARA SA PRESINTO
girl;?????bakit naman?!!
boy: kc u stole my heart eh
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may license ka ba?coz your driving me crazy
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girl: alam mo nakakaasar ka na, masyado kang immature!
boy: aba, wag mo ko sisishin, ikaw naman ang dahilan ng lahat ng ito.
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girl: excuse me. may relo ka ba
boy: oo, bakit, magtatanong ka ba kung anong oras na?girl: hindi, itatanong ko lang kelan mo ko liligawan.
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girl: umiinom ka na naman.
boy: eh gusto kong tamaan para makalimutan siya.
girl: aanhin mo pa ang alak eh kung sakin palang tinatamaan ka na
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boy: are you diabetic?
girl: hindi naman.
boy: [nakahinga ng malalim] hay buti naman.
girl: bakit may problema ba?
boy: wala lang. I'm just planning to be the sweetest person for you.
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girl: oi sasama ka ba mamaya?
boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,
girl: bakit naman. ano dahilan?
boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.
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girl: (taas noong nilapitan ang bestfriend at crush niya nung highskul dahil sexy at maganda nasiya ngaun) pano ba yan sexy at maganda na ko ngayon, siguro naman maiinlove ka na sakin?
boy: nagpapatawa ka ba?
girl: kainis to ginawa ko na nga lahat tapos tatawanan mo lang ako.
boy: eh pano, noon pa naman mahal na kita, may paganyan ganyan ka pa.
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boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh...
girl: huh? bakit naman?
boy: nandito ka kasi....
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girl: nanininiwala ka bang may heaven?
boy: dati hindi, pero ngaun oo.girl: ganun? bakit naman?
boy: eh kasi nandito ka, nasa heaven na ko san pa?
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boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.
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boy: alam mo ba hindi tayo TAO, hindi HAYOP...
girl: ganun? bakit, ano ba tayo?
boy: kasi BAGAY tayo.
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crush: hoy, ano ba! nakakainis ka na!
ikaw: huh? bakit? inaano ba kita?
crush: un nga eh wala kang ginagawa!
ikaw: kaya nga wala akong ginagawa tapos naasar ka. bakit ba?
crush: eh kasi mahal na kita. ano? manliligaw ka ba?
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boy: pwede ba wag ka muna masyado lalapit?
girl: anong drama naman yan?
boy: kasi pag lumalapit ka naiinlove lang ako lalo.
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boy: alam mo ba noon wala akong balak magmahal?
girl: talaga, saklap naman non, bakit ngaun ano na gusto mo?
boy: ang gusto ko? simple lang...
girl; ano nga?
boy: ang gawin kang misis ko.
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boy: alam mo simula nung makilala kita para ka nang tututli.
girl: tutuli? bakit mo naman nasabi yan aber?
boy: wala naman, hindi na kasi matanggal ung pangalan mo sa tenga ko.
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boy: nakikita niyo ba yang anghel na yan?
friend: san?
boy: ayun oh [sabay turo sa gf niya at sinigurong napatingin ito at maririnig siya]
friend: anghel? eh gf mo lang yan..
boy: oo anghel yan, yun nga lang, sakin lang siya binigay ni God.
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boy: marunong ka bang mag budget?
girl: hala bakit?
boy: napapamahal na kasi ako sa'yo.
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boy: alam mo ikaw ang pangalawa sa pinakamagandang babaeng nakilala ko.
girl: eh sino naman yung isa?
boy: ikaw! pag nakangiti ka.
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BOY: alis na ko ha...
GIRL: ok ingat..
sabay kuha ng boy ang kamay ni girl...
GIRL: oh, bakit mo ko isasama?
BOY: kasi sabi dito, do not leave your valuables
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bf: hindi na matutuloy kasal natin.
gf: huh!? bakit naman?
bf: kuya mo kasi eh...
gf: hindi noh.gusto ka kaya ng kuya ko...
bf: un na nga eh... gusto ko din siya...
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boy: i never thought i'll love someone this much.
gil: so do i. you're the reason my eyes glitter in happiness
boy: glitter? wow english, pa-cheese burger ka naman. burger, burger, burger.
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grabe nkakatawa ung mga BANAT no ?
may alam k pba ? wala na kc ako maicp
kundi IKAW.

TabLe For Two










There was a new restaurant that opened in St. Ellen's St. It had a medium sized sign that read Le Croix. It seemed to have fine food, that had been cooked by the finest chefs they could possibly find. And the service was fair. The waiters and waitresses seemed to be fitting for a five star restaurant like this. Many have come back because of the fine service and exquisite food.

But for one particular man, he came for one thing and one thing only. This beautiful waitress named Amy. She had gorgeous chocolate brown hair that only went up to her chin. She had blue sapphire eyes that any man can get lost into. Cherry colored lips that can make any man want to crash his own lips with hers. And a body so irresistible, jealousy flows into any woman that sets eyes on her.

He had known her for a while, but just kept asking them to let her serve him. But so far, that is as far as it had ever gone. He would come there, even if he would only order a salad or two. And he had come to realize that it was time to make a move.

Tonight, he was going to ask her out. And in a very unusual way. He had thought this through and decided to stick with it. Apparently, he had never done this before.

Later that night, he had dressed himself nicely. Of course, he wanted to look nice for the woman he had loved for a while.

Love? Is that what this is? For heaven's sake, they don't even know that much about each other. Or in her case, nothing about him at all. Either this is one of those 'love at first sight' things, or he was just crazy.

Most likely just crazy.

But it was too late for that now. He had already gone in. All he has to do is to be smooth, play it safe, and stick to the plan. It was a simple, and yet unusual plan.

O, if this actually works, this will go directly into the arsenal of all single men. He just knew it.

“Yes sir? Would you be dining with us tonight?” the waiter by the entrance asked.
He nodded. “Yes.”

“Alright, table for one--”

“Actually,” the man cut in. “For two please.”

“Right away sir,” the waiter said. “Please let me show you to your seat.”

Alright, first step done. He followed the waiter to a seat. It was just by the window, it had a magnificent view of the city. And the moon was shining brightly tonight. The perfect night to do this.

“Right, now just sit tight and I will have someone to serve you tonight,” the waiter said.

“Um, actually I already have one in mind,” the man said.

“Oh, and who may that be sir?”

“Uh, may I ask for Amy to wait on me please?”

The waiter smiled. “So you are the one she was talking about.”

“Eh?”

“Never mind sir. I will tell her to serve you tonight.”

He nodded. “Thank you so much.”

And with that he went off to find Amy, leaving the man to question.

'She talked about me?' he thought. 'Wow, that's nice. But, she actually remembered me?'

“Excuse me, sir?”

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a very familiar voice. He turned to where the voice came from. Oh god, it was her! Amy! Alright, now to put the main part of his plan into action.

Almost.

“Oh, hello,” he said.

“Nice to see you again sir,” she said with her usual caring smile.

“Likewise.”

“So Tony told me that this was a table for two am I right?”

He nodded. “Correct.”

“Are you expecting your companion to arrive soon?”

“Actually, she's already here.”

She looked around. “She is? Is she waiting in another table?”

He shook his head. “Nope. Would you like to sit down?”

That's when she knew who that certain someone was. And she now knew why he kept coming back. And why he kept asking for her.

But it really didn't take a genius to figure that one out.

She could feel a blush overcome her cheeks. “Oh. Um, I don't know.”

“Please?”

She saw the look in his eyes. Did she really have a choice?

Not really.

She smiled and nodded. “Sure.”

He smiled back and pulled a chair for her. They talked for nearly twenty minutes before Amy really had to get back to work. But that didn't end there. Before she went back to work, she gave him her number.

Inside, he was overjoyed. And suddenly, hungry. He ordered a salad and left after he paid. He would call her later that night.

Weeks have passed and he and she had gotten to know each other more. Soon, they started going out. And with no surprise, Le Croix had been his favorite restaurant since. And whenever he went there, he would ask the waiter by the entrance...

"Table for two please."

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Friday, June 27, 2008

¬A LOSER


Long before semestral break,Kate met his prince charming- CHARLES. She fell inlove with him when she first stocked her eyes upon him. They go along the way and discovred evreything about them but never planned to fall in-love with each other within just a short span of time. They start digging and cultivating one another not to menion the fact that they've met a while ago. Kate likes Eve, a weak young lady; She gave everything-Her life, Her most precious pearl, Her soul to Charles who perhaps in taking advantage of her.

Kate innocent stocked her heart and her attention to Charles. She even forgot the advices of her family and even her own dignity. It seemed there's no other man that would enter her life. She didn't entertain suitors not even looked at them, She honestly love him. Charles on the other hand, was playing the game of love unto another woman. He enjoyed others company while Kate was sickly thinking of him.

Once before the sunset, Charles recieve a text message from Kate's mother telling him that Kate was at the hospital. She suddenly lost her Consciousness but the doctor was unable to determine the reason for that. He didn't bother about it assuming that ther's nothing to worry and soon Kate would recover.

The next day, he went to the hospital and found out that Kate had died two minutes before he came. He madly went to the cold body of kate only to realize that he was so much hurt that he couldn't take the situation.

On the day Kate was about to buried, Charles was in the nearby tavern drinking to forget everything. That did not end through it, the pain still remain but it couldn't bring back the life of the girl whom he loved that much but he didn't treasure even a single moment with her. He just let it passed never expecting that someday she would left and never came back again.

So Long For Now


You look so peaceful lying there
With your hands folded upon your chest.
You look like you are sleeping
But you are at eternal rest.
So Long For Now.

Not a hair out of place,
Your make-up nicely done,
A beautiful smile upon your lips -
For now you are with Absalom.
When someone special passes on
It does not mean they are gone,
Though they are no longer with us
Their memory still lives on.
It hurts so much to lose a friend -
Especially one that is trustworthy and kind.
Nan Legge, you were that special friend,
A rare and special find.
Nan Legge, you will always be with me
In spirit and in mind.
You will always have a special place in my heart
Forever until the end of time.
Nan Legge, I will not say "Good-bye".
This is not the end.
So I will just say, "So long..."
Until we meet again.